you guys were way drunker than both of me
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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