Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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