just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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