As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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