I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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