That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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