Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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