idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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