I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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