Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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