I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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