hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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