I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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