There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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