why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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