We're facebook friends in real life
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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