ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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