belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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