Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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