Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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