I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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