I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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