JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
i now understand why vodka
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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