ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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