Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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