Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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