this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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