Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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