FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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