Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
