Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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