i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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