Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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