He asked me if I "almost moaned"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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