I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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