do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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