i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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