I cockslap morals
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
