I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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