oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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