I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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