the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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