Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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