But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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