we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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