a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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