He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Randomize
