You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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