So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
soo... how was my night?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
