3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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