Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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