he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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