For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
