I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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