do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sorry my hands just texted you
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
