we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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