They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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