But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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